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Born into a life of crime, Nicky Paws was raised by a family of raccoons until age 8 when he found himself travelling, alone, to the big apple - New York City. Scared, illiterate and without direction, Nicky Paws taught himself to read and write, helping him to locate an ad recruiting circus performers. due to his childhood, this was his big break! he joined the Coney Island circus and became a favorite of many.

Awarded by Mayor Giuliani, on various accounts, Nicky Paws recieved the key to the city in 2000 at the age of 10. Known as one of the most successful circus performers of all time, dating back to ancient aztec times, Nicky Paws was sought by other carnies and with a bounty on his life, had to flee the country for sake of his very safety.

Nicky Paws began to travel distant countries, however, primarily resided within Egypt where he was one of the main contributors to locating and successfully extracting the DNA of King Tut-Anhk-Amen, realized as one of the greatest finds of the 21st century.

With world-reknown fame and unending fortune, Nicky Paws fled to Asia to conquer the great Mount Everest, naked. after 18 months of preparation and an additional 2 months en-route, Nicky Paws became the first human to navigate Mount Everest in the nude with only flint and knife. after this he invested all of his fortune into miniature cellular phones the size of a small candy, of which society never caught up to and afterwards, he lost his fortune.

Returning to the United States homeless, bankrupt and a has-been carnie he was looked down upon but in the past two years he has begun to win over america’s hearts once again with his underground rap-battle tactics.

Many historians believe he will rise again.